May 2013
May 16th
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lameborghini: how are good lookin dudes always friends with other good lookin dudes is there some sort of secret hot boy gang or something
May 16th
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lovability: conor-cymex: mydogsnokes: i will not buy flowers for a girl because flowers are stupid and worthless and they die like really fast. get a girl a rock. rocks are strong. rocks don’t die after 2 days diamond the word you’re looking for is diamond omfg
May 16th
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May 16th
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anglosexual: misandryinhaiku: “women are weaklings!” i’m strong enough to carry your corpse to the woods this haiku is my favorite haiku
May 16th
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May 15th
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someone saying that they’ve missed you or that they appreciate you or that something reminded them of you basically someone making you feel that they’ve thought of you and that you being around means something to them
May 15th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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peregrint: can you imagine elrond as your dad u would misbehave and all he would have to do is look at you like
May 15th
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May 15th
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May 14th
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May 14th
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May 14th
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May 14th
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May 14th
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snorlaxatives: THEY NEVER EVEN THANKED THIS FUCKER  3 MOVIES LATER AND THEY NEVER EVEN THANKED HIM
May 13th
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May 13th
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May 13th
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May 13th
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May 13th
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psychoticpingouins: 48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
May 13th
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May 13th
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May 13th
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May 12th
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May 12th
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May 12th
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May 12th
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May 12th
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May 12th
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May 12th
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May 11th
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May 11th
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May 11th
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May 11th
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most anime: i just want senpai to notice me
ouran: i just want senpai to leave me alone
May 11th
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May 11th
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rnikedirnt: rnikedirnt: my health teacher has a sign in her room that says ‘if you cant handle the word vagina, then you shouldnt have your penis in one’ i wonder if my health teacher knows that shes tumblr famous 
May 11th
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May 11th
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May 11th
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May 11th
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May 11th
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May 11th
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May 11th
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jacklullaby: jacklullaby: unfollower: men should take advantage of the lack of dress code rules set for guys and wear mini skirts and tank tops to school every day OH MY GOD  LAST YEAR THE DUDES ON MY CLASS HAVE DONE IT AND THEY GOT ALL CALLED IN THE PRINCIPAL’S ROOM BUT THEY DIDNT GOT IN TROUBLE BECAUSE THEY SAID EXACTLY IT “BUT THOSE RULES ARE ONLY FOR GIRLS” I’M NOT EVEN JOKING
May 11th
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May 11th
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designervanillaskies: mareeps: remember back in like 5th grade when everyone vowed they would never do drugs ..or alcohol or cheat on tests or get a boyfriend or go on the internet without supervision…..LOOOL
May 10th
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May 9th
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