May 2013
lameborghini:
how are good lookin dudes always friends with other good lookin dudes is there some sort of secret hot boy gang or something
lovability:
conor-cymex:
mydogsnokes:
i will not buy flowers for a girl because flowers are stupid and worthless and they die like really fast. get a girl a rock. rocks are strong. rocks don’t die after 2 days
diamond
the word you’re looking for is diamond
omfg
anglosexual:
misandryinhaiku:
“women are weaklings!”
i’m strong enough to carry
your corpse to the woods
this haiku is my favorite haiku
someone saying that they’ve missed you
or that they appreciate you
or that something reminded them of you
basically someone making you feel that they’ve thought of you and that you being around means something to them
peregrint:
can you imagine elrond as your dad
u would misbehave and all he would have to do is look at you like
snorlaxatives:
THEY NEVER EVEN THANKED THIS FUCKER
3 MOVIES LATER AND THEY NEVER EVEN THANKED HIM
psychoticpingouins:
48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
most anime: i just want senpai to notice me
ouran: i just want senpai to leave me alone
rnikedirnt:
rnikedirnt:
my health teacher has a sign in her room that says ‘if you cant handle the word vagina, then you shouldnt have your penis in one’
i wonder if my health teacher knows that shes tumblr famous
jacklullaby:
jacklullaby:
unfollower:
men should take advantage of the lack of dress code rules set for guys and wear mini skirts and tank tops to school every day
OH MY GOD LAST YEAR THE DUDES ON MY CLASS HAVE DONE IT
AND THEY GOT ALL CALLED IN THE PRINCIPAL’S ROOM
BUT THEY DIDNT GOT IN TROUBLE BECAUSE
THEY SAID EXACTLY IT “BUT THOSE RULES ARE ONLY FOR GIRLS”
I’M NOT EVEN JOKING
designervanillaskies:
mareeps:
remember back in like 5th grade when everyone vowed they would never do drugs
..or alcohol or cheat on tests or get a boyfriend or go on the internet without supervision…..LOOOL